tiffed

To make a whole convo about yourself no matter what its about.

Person A: Hey my dog died.

Person B: Can you believe he didn't call me? I mean I thought everything was good. What's his problem?!?

But my dog died. You completely tiffed!

by lazyone84 May 30, 2015

Teffticles

Youngest brother of Hercules known for his childish pranks

Unbeknownst to Hercules, Teffticles had once again wiped his ass on the inside of the Nemean Lion Cloak Hercules was currently wearing

by DirtyCubby October 6, 2016

toffe

Toffe är en orm som ibland svimmar av för att ha druckit för mycket hans närmaste vän är antingen golvet eller flaska han föredrar mest att supa #philedunderSkrev

Toffe sug av min smirnof snälla

by phileDunder December 11, 2016

toffe

A very Sexy and smart man, and Yes he's The strongest man in The world.

Wow mertesacker is a god, but not as good as toffe!

by Bendtner Bomb December 12, 2016

toffe h

I've owned a waffle iron for years and use it at least twice a month, yet until recently I had never made nor been served a waffle that I thought was as good as it ought to be. I guess I always loved the idea of waffles more than I actually enjoyed eating them. To me, waffles were supposed to be light, airy, and, most of all, crisp. But by the time they got to my plate, they were always damp and limp. Trying to serve them to company was worse. Either everyone was served a decent waffle, one at a time, or everyone ate bad waffles all together. Why couldn't waffles—even when coated with syrup—stay light and crisp to the last bite?

After lots of recipe sampling, I realized the light, crisp waffle recipe I was looking for didn't exist in any cookbook I owned. If I wanted a really crisp waffle, I was going to have to develop it myself. Three days and a vat full of test batter later, I finally pulled my first perfect waffle from the iron.

I like turtles and toffe h

by Bendtner Bomb December 12, 2016

toffels

it's slippers

nice gucci toffels

by toffels February 16, 2017

Tuffet majora

The larger of the two tufts or tuffets of hair on either butt cheek that you missed while shaving.

Summer's tuffet majora was more noticeable in the bright sun than it was indoors.

by Liver lady June 15, 2017