teenage mutant ninja turtles

An awesome show with a kickass themesong until cartoon network came and reanimated it, changed the themesong so it was some stupid techno rave thing that didn't even mention splinter (by far the coolest martial arts sensei who like renaissance artwork who is also a rat), and basically ripped the show's balls off.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: We're by far the coolest turtles skilled in different weapons who are named after renaissance writers and have a kickass theme song.

Cartoon Network: Well we just bought your rights and now you're all lame now!

TMNT: Noooooooo! We are a buncha mo-fos now!

Me: Fuckin' A!

by Gizwidget February 14, 2007

teena marie

A white singer with a black voice. Also sometimes known as Tina Marie. She was married to Rick James.

Teena Marie has songs like Eve, Portuguese Love, Still in Love, and Ebony Eyes.

by Angelacia May 15, 2007

Teenager

Someone who is well-prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse but not ready for Tomorrow's Maths Test.

Teenager : I'm a teenager!!
Dad : No you aren't,You haven't even studied for tomorrow's maths test!

by I HAVE NO PSEUDONYM November 16, 2014

Teenaged Gutter Slut

A teenaged individual that has sexual intercourse or has sex with multiple people individually or at the same time.

"My sister is such a teenaged gutter slut, she has sex with everyone she comes into contact with."

by Kringe Vurok-kv October 23, 2017

teenage kicks

What teenagers do for fun, in particularly the sexual pleasure teenagers get out of intimacy.

"I wanna hold her wanna hold her tight, get teenage kicks right through the night" (Lyrics from The Undertones song "Teenage Kicks")

by Chessie2505 November 4, 2017

tearna

A dead set bitch that will cut ya throat if u piss her off, in other words a careing loving person who is always here for u

Tearna is an amzing person who will cut u

by Shvacado February 23, 2018

teenamechaphobia

The fear of people that are the ages of 16 to 19

dad: "hey son want to go to my friends daughters birthday party?"
"Dad you know i have teenamechaphobia"

by Dylenjm October 2, 2018