Ted Nugent

When you wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe finally you think you got it. 10 minutes later you realize you got to go back and wipe again. You wipe and wipe and wipe. Then to make double shure you don't have to come back in 10 more minutes you give a little push. Then a tiny little piece of shit pops out and you have to start all over. That annoying piece of shit is a Ted Nugent.

This Ted Nugent gave me some cat scratch fever.

by fartbubbles 13 August 17, 2021

Ted Turner

1. To masturbate alone.

2. The opposite of a Jane Fonda.

1. Why did she have to break up with me?! I'm so upset! *ted turners*

2. Let's see, there's me, you, and two girls. I will Jane Fonda and you can Ted Turner.

by Michael Habic September 26, 2007

Ted Kennedy Syndrome

Another term for alcoholism

You mean bob had Ted Kennedy Syndrome?

Yhea he cant keep off of the bottle for more than an hour...

by Bob the independent August 29, 2009

Ted Cruz

The Zodia killer.... Who else?

Search "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer ". Its gotta be him

by SmartAss69GiggityGiggity May 25, 2016

Ted Bundy

(v.) To Ted Bundy, to act weak to a woman to get draw her in, then routinely abuse her once she is under the assumption you are really a nice person. Named after the serial killer executed in 1989.

He Ted Bundy'd Joanna, and now she won't leave him because she thinks he loves her.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Ted Lubbers

Also known as "TJ Lubbers". The biggest jerk in Hudsonville Michigan.

His dad owns an overpriced concrete business.

Did you see that rich kid being jerk to the police, thats Ted Lubbers.

by Dixie's finest August 9, 2021

Ted Cruise

When you’re a senator from TX and you take a vacation to Cancun while your constituents are without power or water and freezing to death that’s called a Ted Cruise.

Hello Senator Ted Cruz, how was your Ted Cruise to Cancun?

by BravoKilo February 18, 2021