stalk-texting

What people do when they first start texting you. Gets annoying to BOTH of the people.

Joe: Hey it's Joe
Bob: Oh hey
Joe: So do you um, like videogames?
Bob: yeah.
Joe: Football?
Joe: Baseball?
Five minutes later...
Joe: Play any sports?
Next day....
Bob: Stop stalk-texting me.
Joe: ikr?

by xevilivex October 21, 2011

treebeard texting

Texting single words with long pauses in between each word, effectively mimicking the tardiloquent speaking style of an ent from The Lord of the Rings.

Treebeard texting:

Me: "Want to come over at three?"
Treebeard: "..."
Treebeard: "I..."
Treebeard: "AM..."
Treebeard: "NO..."
Treebeard: "T R E E"
Me: "K nvm"

by whatisbestinlife March 10, 2014

Cock Block Texting

when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.

Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..

by WOOOOOODAMN May 7, 2011

drunk-er-treating

adverb: when one participates in the act of trick-or-treating under the influence of alcohol.

"Hey Scott, wanna go drunk-er-treating after classes today and dress up as gay mailmen?"

by thewordbraah October 27, 2011

Trip-or-treating

The act of walking around on Halloween under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs such as shrooms or LSD.

"Man, those zombies are gonna eat me!"
"Dude, those are just kids dressed up. You're trip-or-treating."

"Why does the road keep getting lighter and darker?"
"You're blinking, you idiot."

by Smaugher November 1, 2011

tearing ass

acting/moving in a terribly hurried, aggressive manner; recklessly but sufficiently performing/completing a task; hauling ass

Yeah these guys are really tearing ass through that guitar solo.

The convict escaped and the police providing resistance watched him tear ass across the penitentiary's front lawn.

by KhaimelioN January 24, 2007

predictive texting

A feature on many smart phones that often causes one to make unwitting hilarious, retarded, offensive, and/or douchebag-like statements when texting. Especially hard to catch when preoccupied with something else while speed texting.

Michelle broke up with me 'cause while I was watching the game the predictive texting on my phone called her Michaela instead.

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010