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share chapstick

A phrase used to imply one's desire to touch lips with another persons' lips.
Mario looked at Dirty Di's lips longingly and asked, "So... uh, you wanna share chapstick or what?"
by Møtørbøatër July 5, 2015
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Share blip

Hitting the 'share with social network' button when you meant to hit something completely different.
I was just zooming in to see the hideous floral embroidery on a pair of over sized granny knickers and wondering who on earth would buy such an item, when I accidently made a hideous share blip.
by kerfoofle April 8, 2011
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astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.
Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!
by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016
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Shit share

The act of one person taking a shit into another persons pants, once the deposit is made fresh, the “shitee”then thanks the “shitter” pulls up his or her pants and goes about their day with grace and poise....
Tod yelled in to his friend Kyle, “ shit me brah “...! I needs me a “shit share” pronto compadre!
by Little g money January 27, 2021
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Toilet-sharing

It is the best thing to di in the world as it saves water energy and time, where the act of 2 friends sharing one toilet
1-Kim and Jannah are always talking about toilet-sharing, it must be great!
2-Toilet-sharing is an important thing to do!
by Hello-pillow-millow November 6, 2020
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share-fart

Same as share fart
Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share-farted...
by I, God and Emperor May 18, 2016
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ghetto-share

when you give friends or family passwords to online accounts, usually streaming services such as HBO, Netflix, etc, so that they do not have to pay for the subscription themselves.
I ghetto-share my Netflix account with my brother 'cause he ain't got a job right now - or a credit card.
by ducksRpeople2 March 24, 2020
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