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HEY HANDLER HELPERS
by mazztom June 16, 2023
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staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.
by Josh1981 February 7, 2008
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Stanging

An act of incompetence perpetrated by a state agency with regards to paperwork or documentation.
If the Registry of Motor Vehicles keeps stanging, I'll never get my car on the road.

Its hard to start a business in my state because the corporations division is continually stanging
by kcpgod February 11, 2010
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Strangling the goose

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.
I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.
by Fi69 May 2, 2020
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singing

- To utter a series of words or sounds in musical tones.
- To vocalize songs or selections.
- To perform songs or selections as a trained or professional singer.
- To produce sounds when played: made the violin sing.

Contrary to popular (and ignorant) belief, singing is a talent that can be learned by just about anyone. Singing well does not require "natural talent" as most people believe. Any voice can prove to be a beautiful singing voice with practice and correct technique. It is because of this belief that so many people declare that they cannot sing, when in reality they have probabally never actually tried to learn.
Singing well is a product of hard work, practice, and understanding. Not a pure product of natural talent.
by BBBBXB July 20, 2008
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stinking bishop

A penis, either still erect, semi erect or flaccid, that has not yet been washed after being used for anal sex.
She said,"No, I will not suck off your stinking bishop!"
by meam1 May 16, 2006
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The Stinging Zinger

During sex with a random girl and wearing a condom, you put something spicy on your dick. Ie. Tabasco, Franks red hot, chili flakes will stick as long as you have on a lubricated condom. Once this has been completed, re-insert and you're partner of love shall experience The stinging Zinger

Warning: Clear room of all makeshift weapons, don't do this to someone you care about, and most of all, do not attempt with out wearing protection.... Be cool, wrap your tool.
I got hot sauce on my bed from giving her The Stinging Zinger
by kr33p3r November 22, 2009
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