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stoolup

i need to stoolup before i shit my pants!
by dave huff August 2, 2006
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stool status

"How is your stool status today?"
by ahymusic October 8, 2017
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Stooling

He needs a stooling after taking the Zombie Fuds job
by TheNobz December 9, 2017
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Stool Donation

A way to give your shit a meaningful value.
After a stool donation: "Hey, You won't believe. People paid me to eat my shit in pills!" - EWWWW!!!!!
by shitcrap February 17, 2021
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peri stool

a person that bails out on parties, and is a real nuisance to plan events with because always ends up flaking
"Oh my god never make plans with Angie, she is such a Peri Stool"
"Angie is being such a Peri Stool, she is too busy riding horses to hang out with friends!"
by iamnotaperistool April 21, 2015
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wooden stool

The act of waking up to your dad and/or brothers morning wood.
Sally woke up to case of wooden stool
by Wooden stool May 12, 2015
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Walking Stool

To refer to somebody as a walking piece of shit.
Who invited this walking stool to the party?
by Cipote August 10, 2020
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