Jessie staten is a beautiful soul. She's a hot mess sometimes but that's what makes her perfect. She's got a sense of humor to kill for and a great personality. If she chooses you to be her lover you'll fall inlove with her. No doubt about it. She's kind sweet lighthearted and a free spirt. She's the best girlfriend a guy could ask her. I'd yoy get the chance to be with her don't let her go.
by Elijah and jessie December 29, 2022

A secret tomato farm located below the New Jersey Turnpike.
Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.
Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.
Is often riddled with rotten sewage, silicone, and Vicodin tablets.
Birthplace of the Black Plague, Parliament cigarettes, and Crash Bandicoot.
Legend has it a group of Native Americans from the nearby village of Ronkonkoma discovered the prepubescent land in 1586 and decided to name it "Staten Island" after one of its villagers contracted Hepatitis from a nearby jellyfish.
by quesadildo May 4, 2022

I was in the shower and had to poop. So I did it in my hand and tossed it into the toilet, pulled a solid Brooklyn Staten Island transfer.
by CableWrangler Guy March 14, 2025
