smartassedness

The aptitude of ones ability to be deliver witty or rye comments, taking more of a negative view.

Erika, Do you finally see that smartassedness is a word.

I have really practiced and my smartassedness has really matured, Erika

by Austin P December 28, 2007

shartastic

appearing incredibly great and having unforeseen or unexpected qualities; as in a shart is a fart with the added surprise of liquid feces.

That party was shartastic because I found 50 bucks.

by prototypical December 27, 2006

smartalan

Another, less vulgar, form of the word "smartass."

It means someone who is being a smart aleck, idiotic, or annoyingly smart.

Can be used for dumbass, half-ass, and other "ass" words.

Quit being such a smartalan!

by Paul M. Falcon February 13, 2010

spartan jew

a over use of the spartan laser in halo

stop being a spartan jew and killing me play the fucking game

by Liek strepsil April 1, 2013

Smartaculous

A combination word. Consisting of smart, spectacular, and marvelous.

That guy is smart, spectacular, and marvelous. He is Smartaculous.

by Raven_whisper October 15, 2016

Spartanify

A call of duty player that keyboards and gets bullied at school even though he is homeschooled

oh my god I just got Spartanify’d

by Spartanify December 8, 2018

professional smartass

A smartass but one who has a degree in such a subject that he or she is almost always a smartass and will always give you a response in such a manner.

He is such a professional smartass; I've seen his degree.

by Secret Agent: Dog February 11, 2017