smartalan

Another, less vulgar, form of the word "smartass."

It means someone who is being a smart aleck, idiotic, or annoyingly smart.

Can be used for dumbass, half-ass, and other "ass" words.

Quit being such a smartalan!

by Paul M. Falcon February 13, 2010

Startlandia

The place where the startish live.
The opposite of Finland.

Hey uh brittany. Are you from Startlandia?

by Britt&Josh; July 5, 2007

Sharialand

The unofficial name given to the Afghanistan after being taken over by the Taliban.

Looks like Sharialand wants to expand its influence. I hope we don’t get sucked into another 20 year war where we sell them our weapons.

by AntiTHOT.exe August 21, 2021

Smarmalade

Unctuous, oily charm; sleazy, phony earnestness.

Skip served up his tired antics to the ladies with a heaping spoonful of smarmalade, in hopes that they would fall for him.

by Slackie Onassis September 7, 2007

smartcanucks

An euphemism commonly used by Canadians to describe a group of people who are known to be untrustworthy, immoral, and have very low standards of living.

Trump is pretty stupid but smartcanucks are the biggest group of idiots you'll ever encounter.

by RoccoTheRaccoon August 1, 2017

Smartan

A hybrid of a spartan and a smart person that has the spartan drive and are really intelligent.

Bob: How does that guy do it?
Joe: It's pretty obvious, he's a smartan.

by arkhamknightnzt March 20, 2017

scatalanche

A powerful explosion of greasy, runny shit from your ass, such as you might have after eating 10 White Castle hamburgers.

Mikey barely made it home from White Castle, sprinting to the toilet for the scatalanche from hell.

by VelvetB August 14, 2009