Shizzard

Poo-Blizzard:

The act of pooing many pebble-sized pieces during cold weather or the Winter season.

Johnny's toilet broke after having a shizzard.
"Dude, it's freezing out, my fault really, taking that shizzard earlier."

by JBravo11 October 10, 2011

snizzard

An abbreviation for snatch wizard, whereby a female hovers over the toilet in a circular fashion while urinating in order to avoid touching the toilet seat. This act resembles a witch or wizard tending to a cauldron.

Derivatives: snizzardry, snatch wizardry.

"I opened the stall door and witnessed a snizzard in full force"

by hyperhifi November 9, 2012

Slizzard

When a straight girl gets so drunk she turns into a lesbian.

Mandy got so "slizzard" she made out with every chick.

by Mamalicabubuday September 3, 2013

Squidward

A misunderstood hexopus that only wishes to gain some respect yet nobody gives him any not even from the fandom could be a very sweet kind and caring person deep down UuU (except for the person who wrote this)

Squidward: CANT I GET THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF RESPECT?!
most of the fandom: No!

by True squidward fan #1 October 19, 2017

Squidward

Someone who is grumpy all the time, a real stick in the mud. Someone who is tired of life and hates people, more notably, people who work at retail stores that have cash registers.

They usually scan your items as fast as they can with a crude face and don’t bother to greet you. If you see a guy who acts rude and handles your groceries wrong, he’s most likely a Squidward

A Squidward can also mean someone who’s very rude, very stale and doesn’t give a fuck

Joe: hey that one guy just bumped into me and didnt say sorry. Instead he looked at me with this dark glare. He’s such a Squidward....

Rebecca: hey you wanna go to the mall later? I’m bringing 3 of my friends who are guys.

Saviento: with 3 of your friends? Nah I’d rather sit at home watching Elmo as I cut my penis off. You guys have fun in that little hell hole.

Rebecca: OMG you’re such a Squidward!!

Cashier: *throws items into bags* “59.97$...”
Me: hey everything okay man?

Cashier: “yeah, I’m just feeling kinda squidward today”

by Hitler the great June 10, 2020

the squidward twist

When you twist a guy's nuts until his voice becomes as nasally as Squidward's.

Did you hear last night Chuck got The Squidward Twist and you could hear him in the house over.

by Bobbyjohnstwinbrother January 2, 2021

Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III

a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.

man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.

by Tyronelexbengie May 29, 2019