by craig_s August 10, 2014
Get the squinty clint mug.The anatomical morphology of the marflar (see urban dictionary) is called the squingile as their upper appendages resemble the trunk of the pacyderma. Squingile (sq-uin-gee-lee) are well adept at forplanning by misinforming others of falsified truths in the interest of maintaining positions of power that insure domestic tranquility and public faith in the system.
The squingile trumped most of the presidential contenders with the poise of a lion and the grace of an angel knowing well that he'd set a trap years in advance making the rest, sauce for the goose.
by herb pluribus unam May 15, 2016
Get the squingile mug.resident of Sydney, Australia who resides in the greater western metropolitan sub-region of Sydney, but must travel east for work daily, therefore staring into the sunrise on their commute to work in the morning and staring again into the sunset in the afternoon.
Tom: Mate, houses are cheap out Blacktown way! Why don't you move there?
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.
Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!
Kasabian: Mate, I work in Bondi.
Tom: So?
Kasabian: So I'd be a bloody squinter!
by Cornslapper April 24, 2018
Get the squinter mug.The Squnity Dutchman is when you're fooling around with someone and you're about to do it, then somebody walks in the room and interrupts you when you have your shirt halfway off. Then they pretend to look away but really they're still looking at you, thus the squinting. This usually only happens when you're about to bone someone of dutch descent.
Girl #1: How did your date go yesterday?
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.
Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.
Girl #2: Oh things were fine, until he told me his dad would be coming home any minute, and then right then, he gave me the squinty dutchman.
Girl #1: Oh lord. How very dutch of him.
by HulkTits March 29, 2010
Get the The Squinty Dutchman mug.Something that is cute yet seems weird and not quite right. Seems to be under the effects of drugs but this is how they act normally, there is no reason to fear irrational or unpredictable behavior.
They may often voice sadist and/or masochistic thoughts and try to devour your soul, this is normal as it is required for them to survive.
On another note Squinkies love to bake cookies and will often win over people to their cause through such activities.
They may often voice sadist and/or masochistic thoughts and try to devour your soul, this is normal as it is required for them to survive.
On another note Squinkies love to bake cookies and will often win over people to their cause through such activities.
Person1: WTF is that over their man, it looks so cute but it's eating that babies cookies in such a violent way.
Person2: I don't know man, looks like a Squinky to me.
Person2: I don't know man, looks like a Squinky to me.
by MaybyAGhost April 6, 2013
Get the Squinky mug.by freepeedicrakk June 13, 2004
Get the squinked mug.She could wink with her left eye, but when she tried to wink with her right eye she just ended up squinking.
by KingMJ October 14, 2011
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