Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)

Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

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Squibel

Typically extremely ugly, skinny, and enjoys playing games such as wizard 101, world of Warcraft, and roblox. As enjoys doing magic tricks.

Look at that little squibel over there gaming on his pc

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squishing your gummies

Smashing your testicles together

Squishing your gummies is the worst pain a man could feel.

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Squish head

1. One who has transformed his/her brain from a complex sensory-processing organ critical to life existence, to a mass of ill-functioning goo (squish) with excessive & unmoderated drug-use.

The term "squish head" appeared in the original Twin Peaks, S2 - E5; it was used to refer to the cocaine-running Renault brothers - who were from Canada - as "...glue-sniffing, squish heads...".

by DharmaPunk70 June 26, 2017

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