squinting

when you take a shit and put your head in the toilet to examine it

"The Chris guy is good at squinting."

by cobie_ May 10, 2015

squidding

To discharge liquid from the anus.

Last night's Mexican dinner was amazing, but I've been squidding all morning.

by murrayw76 April 17, 2009

Squirtin Piss

Phrase used to describe flirting with a member of the opposite sex; usually enjoyed around casual conversation.

Robert: I seen you talking to Jenny at the bar last night, are you guys hookin up or what?

Matt: Nah, I was just squirtin piss at that beeyatch.

by Robert Azure January 2, 2009

squirmish

A mispronunciation of skirmish .

Discussing the situation in Libya with Fox News`s Greta Van Susteren, foreign policy expert and noted wordsmith Sarah Palin said, `I haven`t heard the president state that we`re at war. That`s why I too am not knowing -- do we use the term intervention? Do we use war? Do we use squirmish? What is it?`

by notmelbrooks April 18, 2011

squirmish

An international conflict that is so politically delicate that any involvement is officially 'denied nor confirmed'.

The word is invented by governor Sarah Palin in May 2011 when she mispronounced "skirmish" when referring to the involvement of the US in the 'Arab Spring'. The word happened to perfectly describe the awkwardness of the situation.

The position of the government is totally vague, its a definite squirmish.

by Aufbakanleitung May 2, 2011

squidding

Tickling the anus of another in a surprise attack motion, using your fingers much like the thentacly motion of that of a squid.

Please don't start squidding me again.

by squidpants May 11, 2007

tantric squishing

the difficult art of tantric squishing is mastered by only the most diligent and devoted persons. it requires great concentration of will, soundness of body, and usually accompanies detailed interpretations of the tantric squishing postitions from the 'old texts' by practiced masters. with repeated use, either the squished, or the squishee will experience various sensations related to : enlightenment, confusion, pleasure, pain, cramping, warmth, and sometimes death.

i feel the after effects of your tantric squishing!

by minnie mary mollie May 27, 2010