squelching [squelch] [squelched]

Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching

squelching squelch squelched

by The Nige aka Princess May 11, 2006

squelshing

1.when one is lying on the floor in a sleeping bag in their fat friends house and hears a squelshing noise coming from the bed....
2.one fingering oneself with another person in the room 'unaware' of it....not so unaware

Tanya "OMG I heard squelsh last night"
Tracey "OMG I feel soooo sorry for you" laughs
"So what was the squelshing like?" haha
Tanya "You don't want to know.."

by Tracey2kaiii8 May 23, 2008

Squeeflecake

A waffle-like pastry marinated for 4-7 days in a bag containing the gas of a queef. Squeeflecakes are often sold throughout the various brothels found in the slums of America.

Molly wakes up every morning to a great big glass of orange juice, and a hot steamy stack of Squeeflecakes.

by Max Yerfy February 28, 2009

squeef

squeef (v.) - to be isolated, humiliated, or shunned from a group; munsoned; to be easily embarrassed or made fun of; to be painfully difficult in ordinary settings; to over-analyze the most simple issues; to be extremely awkward and make situations extremely uncomfortable

We had no choice but to squeef him due to his incessant verbal diarrhea.

by Zexlaaaaaaaa December 7, 2010

squeefe

Female equivalent of a shart, pronounced Squee-fay, when a woman queefs and urinates at the same time. Comes from the words squirt and queef.

She squeefed (squee-fayed) in my face.

by zjones529 February 23, 2015

squeef

squirting and queefing at the same time

i love it when she squeefs. or ew did she just squeef?

by vito470 September 6, 2016

squelch boot

Having mad chafe in your genital region cause it to 'squelch' like a boot. Cause by not washing for a while

Bro, I think I have some serious squelch boot. Haven't washed in about a month

by therealfrenchtickler July 1, 2016