Squatting Sasquatch

Doing the Reverse Cowgirl with a woman who does not shave... anything.

Jared performed a squatting sasquatch with the ver hairy Liza.

by Squat'on'squash February 19, 2013

Squatana

Katanas for your squad

Nigga let's go to Earthbound and get a Squatana.

by PimpDaddyFresh March 7, 2015

squatters gromit

Yeast infection of the scrotum.

Shit my squatters gromit is itchy, I need some canesten.

by Ilovefrogs69 March 19, 2022

cereal squatters

Refers to people who habitually store their breakfast-crunchies in your pantry-cupboard instead of keeping them in their own house.

People who live with other folks often have a bog problem with said fellow humans' selfishly snitching their tasty snacks to chow down on themselves, so I can see how these unfortunate souls might indeed legitimately need to become cereal squatters, just to keep their pricey comestibles out of the reach of their grabby co-habitats. If shelf-space is a problem, however, you could suggest that said Wheaties-stashers combine two or more boxes into one larger bag or wide-mouth bottle, so that more food can be stored in the same space.

by QuacksO April 25, 2020

squatters

The act of defecating on an object or at a location in order to symbolize displeasure or defiance.

I copped a "squatter" on your moms car because she wouldn't swallow the other night!

by Real Americans Hate Al Gore! April 15, 2003

squatting

1. When one lurks behind a friend, trying to read ones IMs.

2. Generally being nosey.

Amanda is "squatting" behind Jaimie, trying to read an IM from Jessi.

by C6K, minus one amigo December 17, 2008

Heavily Squatted

The act of one homosexual male taking a large dump on his partner's chest after having engaged in oral\anal sex.

Nigel hooked up with that twink last night and he queened and heavily squatted him.
The twink had to use a putty knife to get the shit off.

by StoOdin February 25, 2009