Sneef

Similar to a "snart" which is a simultaneous sneeze and fart, a sneef is a simultaneous combination of a sneeze and a queef.

I was with a girl last night who sneefed after we were done having sex. She went to sneeze and a queef came out.

by Skizzle308 May 16, 2011

Dit sqeeze

Meaning goofy, stupid, scared or fuck boy

"Man don't be such a dit sqeeze just ask Sara out."

by Will Krumholz August 26, 2011

squeef

A tabe (or table tennis) score concept. If one person scores 6 points in a row from a score of zero then they win the game. If the squeefer's opponent won some points before the squeefer won any, then have performed a reverse squeef.

"Cheedle, I'm going to squeef you."
"Stefan's been squeefed!"

by The Bolt! December 27, 2008

squeef

The explosion of air trapped in the urethra of a male. Typically caused from rapid masturbation. The male equivalence of a queef.

When I was giving her a money shot, I squeefed in her face.
While peeing, I squeefed so hard my pee coagulated at the tip and blew off my head.

by Sir Fakemann March 12, 2015

speef

A man sized octopus that lives on land and is called Pete (The Octopus). They are also yellow sometimes.

I was walking down the street and I saw a speef.

by speef master December 13, 2004

Sqeeb

Sqeeb, is a term used to describe someone between who is not yet an otaku, but has grown of there Weeaboo faze.

Nate: hey wanna hang over at Amy's ?

Josh:no goddanm way dude she's a weeaboo!

Nate:naw man she's just a sqeeb

Josh:oh alright then

by xXbalssdeep6969Xx December 6, 2016

sheef

when a girl queefs and a little shit comes out her pussy. its a deeper fart.

1. I get up out of bed, sheef on the floor, and wipe it up with my sheefing hairs.

2. Sally sheefed.

by ballsackfingerdildo October 18, 2010