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slothcore

1. Having the characteristics of a sloth and exercising these characteristics in every day life to extremes.

2. A hardcore sloth.

3. An admiration/love for three-toed sloths.
"That dude is slothcore"

some characteristics of slothcore:

sleeping for 10+ hours.

sitting on your ass all day.

unemployed.

lazier than the average lazy mother fucker.

love for three-toed sloths.
by slothcore October 21, 2007
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Smotherism

-noun
1) The ideology and religious movement based on the teachings of a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
2) The active promotion and maintenance of human suffering and painful death as practiced by a fanatical 20th century Albanian dwarf.
3) The doctrine of belief that personal redemption and eternal life can be obtained through such practices.
Smotherism has done for Calcutta's starving masses what Catholic priests have been doing for little boys for generations...
by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011
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Sloth

1. A sloth is a slow moving animal which prefers to dwell high up amongst the trees. Generally this gentle beast only comes down to the ground in order to take it's bi-weekly defecation.

2. A character from the show Goonies.

3. One of the seven deadly sins: laziness, slovenliness, procrastination.
My boyfriend is such a frigging sloth when it comes to doing housework.
by EmberDust September 13, 2011
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Vagina Smother

When a chick uses her ginormous Beef Curtains and smothers you, with her vagina, so that you are unable to breathe. It is very uncomfortable and may lead to death.
Dude 1-Did you hear what happened to Dave over the weekend??
Dude 2-No, what happened??
Dude 1-Some chick vagina smothered him while he was eatin' her out. He couldn't breathe and now he hates vaginas.
Dude 2-That's harsh man.
by b4sucks September 9, 2009
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rape sloth

The sloth who rapes people. An internet meme and usually contains sexual shizzles.

Sloth: Do you like dragons?
Girl: Why?
Sloth: Cause ima br draggon my ballz all over your face.
Rape Sloth: Do you like dragons?
Girl: Why?
Rape Sloth: Cause ima be dragon my ballz all over your face.
by dafukisapseudonym? May 9, 2014
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slothump

Waiting until a slot is free on a game server by constantly refreshing it.
you wanna go to server #1 or slothump the others?
by jezpuh September 25, 2005
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slothopotamus

A slow moving human being, likes being in the water and can drink a gallon of milk in less than 2 minutes. Woman can't resist this monster, yet laid back, this is a true warrior beast.
Slothopotamus was formed by a genetic deformation in the human DNA of the cross breading of a sloth and a hippopotamus
by Danomyte April 26, 2008
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