splash a text

When you are trying to be casual about sending some one a text message around your friends even though you really want to talk to that person

"Why don't you just text her and see what she is doing?" "Alright fine, I'll splash a text to her"

by chudgin_along December 6, 2014

Splash-Caf

A coffee order where just a splash of regular caffeinated coffee is added to a decaf coffee

Hey, Miss Baristalicious, I'm on my third one today. Can I just get a Splash-Caf?

by MiniSodaBiggiePop2012 March 20, 2012

dookie splash

a dookie splash is when you’re taking a big dookie and it hits the water and big splash of dookie water hits your booty

adam: hey marii i need to go shower, i had a terrible dookie splash experience 😵😵

by puppylover10203 August 21, 2020

huevos splash

An aftershave for the man who shaves his pubic area.

"Being a male dancer sure is hard, especially when you gotta shave your huevos. That's why I use huevos splash."

by Sandman17897 February 14, 2012

Splash Fart

To accidentally expel liquid shit while farting.

I bent over too quickly earlier and splash farted in my kecks.

I spilt gravy on the kitchen floor, it looked like I'd suffered a splash fart.

by Underpants_man July 4, 2016

hot splash

When the semen (cum) of a man inside partner finally gives way to a wet panty mess

Damn, I just had a hot splash.... You should have pulled out!

by S3xninja July 1, 2017

protein splash

The act of ejaculation on a partner's face. Protein refers to the protein content present in semen or ejaculate.

She wouldn't let me cum in her mouth, so I gave her a protein splash and blinded her.

by Chris Raven January 11, 2006