solutioning

The process of finding a solution to a problem.

Boss: "Stabbins, where are we on the proposal for the new clients software?"

Stabbins: "We are solutioning the proposal right now, we will have it done today."

by XJGPER May 4, 2006

harden-fast solution

The cliche "hard-and-fast solution," as in "American energy independence offers no hard-and-fast solutions," upon mishearing becomes a Pornality (q.v.) and figures into the more risque examples below:

"Liz, I've been drinking too much, there isn't going to be any harden-fast solution in bed tonight."

"Uncle Joe, I'm sorry your love life is on the skids but if you're looking for a harden-fast solution there's always Viagra."

Thom -- "Quick-setting concrete for your breezeway! That can be your harden-fast solution!" Timm -- "Don't talk dirty."

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by al-in-chgo May 23, 2010

solutioneering

A condescending buzz word used when someone disagrees with someone else's solution to a problem, and by using this word they call into question the method used to solve the problem instead of offering any truly useful input. This term is quite often used in situations where someone is trying to stop someone else from being productive.

Person 1: "I've just about had it with Bob's solutioneering. He always pitches answers to problems without defining the problem."
Person 2: "Well, do you have any better ideas on how to solve the problem?"
Person 1: "ummmmm...."

by southparkwatcher December 27, 2012

solarium

An excuse for lack of ability to get a rea l tan. Just as bad for you as the real thing and imfinite times more expensive.

"Man, Zira just got out of the Solarium."
"Can you believe that whore, that's major sifness!"

by KinGAleX March 21, 2005

solarism

An extremely well-known and well-respected member of the Harry Potter fanfiction communtiy. Solarism wrote many famous L/J and MWPP-era fics (such as Deconstruct, a Memoir, created the Hourglass Awards, and founded the Great Break in response to fanfiction.net's purges. She is looked at as one of the non-snobby BNF's of the fandom and is well known for her friendliness and deep connection to other non-snobby BNF's.

Solarism wrote that awesome fic awhile back; did you get the chance to read it?

by marigoldia July 2, 2005

Slurider

Slurider "slu" slut/detective/gossip whore "rider" a girl that rides anything and everything.

Slurider is a female south that whores herself out to verious men and wemon of the community. Sluriders tend to only whore themselfs out to people they can ride to/with. These creatures not only ride bicycles but any other form of transpertaion that goes between there legs.

I blew a tube and before I pulled over that slurider was offerin her saddle. I had to tell that ho it's a tire, you don't need to ride anything.

by ANTL July 2, 2009

sourish

an infidel posing as the Bard of Avon and spuriously making cacaphonic 'melody'in a state of drunkenness

Look at that guy in the dance floor ... surely to be a sourish after couple more pegs..

I'm an Irish man not a sourish can !

by DRD February 14, 2005