second smile

a cut across the neck

Imma cut ya, give ya a second smile really nice.

by The sexual ninja January 5, 2011

smile dog

a creepy ass photo of a dog with human teeth and looks like it could be jason's dog (the one with hockey mask)

A dog probably photo shopped smiling named "smile dog"

by Googlymoogly:D December 1, 2013

Seize The Day

Basically its about taking the ones you love and living every day without ever getting into fights about stupid shit. We don't live forever, you gotta make the days you have with them last.

Keep those you love close, and seize the day.

by PmRm October 10, 2008

Presidential smile

The act of smiling at someone when they have just said something hateful to you, so as to show that the statement has not had the desired effect and you have not displayed the emotion that they hoped to elicit from you.

Domenica tries to hurt Shane by making critical statements of him.

Shane puts on presidential smile and does not respond to criticism.

Domenica returns look with confused facial expression.

by flightyzeus June 9, 2013

Small Sample Size

Used in statistics when there is not enough data to make a conclusion. It has two major uses:
1. In statistics, more specifically baseball statistics/sabermetrics
2. On Myspace and Facebook, when the profile picture of a private account does not determine whether the person is attractive or not.

1. Person 1: Jeff Francoeur is a good hitter! Look at what he did in 2005!
Person 2: Those 70 games are a small sample size! He's been a below-average hitter since then.
2. Random Girl: Here's my myspace, myspace.com/amisexyoraminotyoucanttellbymyprofilepic
Person 1: I'm calling small sample size on that profile pic.
Person 2: You need to friend us so we can make a statistical conclusion. :)

by Philliesfan311 December 20, 2008

smileage

How long a smile produced from a certain activity, person, or mood will last.

"the smileage from winning the lottery shall last until the money is gone."

"I hope the smileage in their marriage lasts forever."

by snarkysays4 December 7, 2009

jeans size

as in, 'to drop a...'
A desperately needed and massive dump, sufficient to reduce one's waist measurement by 1-2 inches (2.5-5 cm) and/or relieve the pressure of a tight waistband after a good meal.
See also man diet.
(From the Kellog's 'Drop a jeans size' dietary advertising slogan)

Where's Ben?
Oh, he's in the bog, dropping a jeans size.

by manta1 June 13, 2007