Minnesota Slingshot

The Minnesota Slingshot is an advanced Midwest maneuver where she drops to her knees behind a standing dude, grips his shaft tight in a downward motion, nestles her nose safely in his butt crack, and vacuum-seals his balls from the rear. She pulls her face away while sucking hard until pop—they fire forward out of her mouth like a slingshot launching. Perfect for when you want your nuts to experience both oral pleasure and ballistic trauma in one go.

“Last night she hit me with the Minnesota Slingshot—my boys flew so far I thought they were heading to Wisconsin.”

Minnesota Slingshot by Pumphouse May 4, 2026

Skidmark Slingshot

A vile sex position where the receiving partner (usually the woman) assumes a deep squat over the penetrating partner’s face while he lies flat on his back. He holds her ankles like handlebars and yanks her forward and backward in a rapid slingshot motion, slamming her unwashed, swampy asshole and pussy directly onto his mouth and nose. The goal is maximum smearage — think days-old sweat, leftover toilet paper residue, and whatever else is brewing down there painting his face like a Jackson Pollock shitshow.
As the thrusting intensifies, the receiver is encouraged to bear down and “launch” whatever’s in the chamber (fart, queef, light shart, or full-on mudslide) directly into his gasping mouth for that authentic “surprise flavor packet” experience. Bonus points if she’s been eating nothing but gas station sushi and beer for 48 hours beforehand. The penetrator’s dick is left to flop untouched or get half-assed footjobbed by her dirty socks.

Dude, me and my bih hit that Skidmark Slingshot last night.

Skidmark Slingshot by Larry Dahler July 17, 2026

cottage cheese slingshot 

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

cottage cheese slingshot by nevereveragain August 31, 2013

South Jersey Slingshot 

When a car behind to slow down for a yellow light, and the car behind it quickly changes lanes and speeds past to try to beat the light.

Often seen on South Jersey roads.

I slowed down for the light and the truck behind me did a South Jersey Slingshot and zoomed by me as the light turned red.

South Jersey Slingshot by JDBreeze1 September 14, 2022

Genny Cream Ale Slingshot 

When your buddy picks you up…… after you just got done pounding out the local town whore…… and unbeknownst to you, he’s still wearing the rubber and he rips it off and launches it into the Gennesee River.

Dude, what the fuck are you doing? I’m launching this Magnum into the Genesee river. The ole Genny Cream Ale Slingshot!!

Genny Cream Ale Slingshot by slampig 21 April 2, 2023

Tel Aviv Slingshot

When you shit into a slingshot then ejaculate in the slingshot on top of the shit, and then attempt to launch the concoction toward a consenting person of choice (commonly a partner or signicant other).

"I am going to perform a Tel Aviv Slingshot you, and you can't stop me!" Yelled Person 1.
"Please do, I give you consent," Replied Person 2.

Tel Aviv Slingshot by koneyboney February 5, 2026

ima be in one of those slideshows soon

yoy’re close to the end of your path

Person 1: Are you doing okay?
Person 2: ima be in one of those slideshows soon

ima be in one of those slideshows soon by rqwrrrr August 12, 2023