singer

any person who sings, regardless of skill in singing, and behaves in an extremely douchy attitude toward everyone, especially other musicians or singers; generally used in quotations to distinguish from regular people who sing.

singer=vocal instrumentalist
"singer"=b*tch, douchebag, etc.

Person 1: Why does she get that solo? I'm clearly better.
Person 2: Does it really matter who sings it?
Person 1: OF COURSE IT DOES!!! I've wanted that solo for like ever.
Person 2: *thinking* "singers"

by cthunder March 6, 2010

Singer

Someone who is the cause of a distraction leading up to a potential sucker punch. Usually has done time with the sucker-puncher. Singer will arrive when given a cue by the assaulter. Will walk up to the scene singing, thereby distracting the victim, which then leads the assaulter to then sucker-punch the victim. Usually these events occur when a hustle between the victim and assaulter has gone wrong.

My cuz Rodney is a singer...he be distracting fools so I can clock them in their eye!

by Sherm Chay April 13, 2009

Singledom

A realm of solitude whose cohorts are apathetic to their condition.

Jane, unsuccessful with the history of her past relationships, confined herself to singledom for the rest of her life.

by Bob Dole November 8, 2003

Signed Cutter

Someone who puts Xx at the beginning and at xX at the end of their AIM and text msg signature. It basically shows they cut themelves and arent afraid to show it.

Kalia: hey

Tay: ...

Xx kitties xX
Kalia: Whoa.. Your a signed cutter? Damn.

by Kinna November 15, 2009

ass-singer

One who farts glorious hymns.

"I exhale rhymes from within my ass-cheeks."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

signed

-A word proceeding your name at the end of a written work, such as a letter to someone.

-A way of expressing agreement or approval of something, used much like word, hell yeah or I concur.

Leo, Andy's been raiding the fridge again.
P.S. You're da man.

Signed,
-Ruben


"Man, guys! Paula's SO HOT!"
"Signed!"
"Word."
"Hell Yeah!"

by H Hog January 12, 2005

Shinged

The act of a Chinese man grabbing you and repeatedly punching your chest.

Person A- How did Xao Maing react to your comment?
Person B- He shinged me

by FaZeProXXxxXxxX June 6, 2015