shamonella

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009

Dirty sharon

The act of filling a woman's vagina full of ketchup, then hate fucking out, creating the noise of a muddy puddle

"man that bitch is so filthy she asked me to give her a dirty Sharon...I've been cleaning ketchup off the ceiling for hours!

by Optimistic prime June 23, 2021

Shamone

Originally coined by the great Michael Jackson, meaning, "come on". This incarnation was made new again by Whitney Huston on the television series, Being Bobby Brown. In a scene in which Whitney and Bobby go shopping for sunglasses, (findable on yout*be under,"Whitney and Bobby acting very crackish") Whitney enters the store feeling reeeeaaalllly good and exclaims, "Shamone!" This word now means. "I'm feeling so good today i just have to exclaim, "Shamone!"
-also, acceptable: Shamona!! for extra excitement!

-free pizza? Shamone!
-Gurlfriend, I look GOOD! Shamona!

by fiveashart May 24, 2014

shamone

Say it when you like something

Shamone, I like it sister

by Kiss my bad self November 10, 2003

Sharon

Noun-

Like Karen, but blames culinary companies for the inability to follow simple baking instructions

Sharon blames Marie Callenders company for burning her thanksgiving pie.

by Zander96 December 1, 2021

Sharon

A nickname for a person called Aaron , many people call him by this name for no reason at all.

Why? I don't know It just appeared out of nowhere and it's really annoying.....

Oh! Hey Sharon what's up?

Where's Sharon? Oh you mean AARON... He's over there....

by It's Aaron Not Sharon May 12, 2019

Shareness

Raising awareness of an issue by clicking Share on Facebook.

Karen clicked Share on the Facebook post about an issue dear to her heart thus raising shareness with her friends.

by Pineapple Hwy October 21, 2015