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seder plate

During the Passover holiday, the sexual act of simultaneously spitting, flicking boogers, defecating, shaking dandruff, urinating and ejaculating on the bare stomach of your Jewish lover, thus simulating the six traditional items on the Seder Plate. For extra emphasis, the main actor should commence this act by jubilantly shouting “let my people go!” at the point of climax.
I gave my main squeeze Yael a wicked hearty seder plate last night; it took her 3 hours to clean herself.
by Joost De Egressor March 12, 2008
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Several

1) adj. Being of a number more than two or three but not many.
2) pron. An indefinite but small number; some or a few.
1) I've defecated several times today. I shouldn't have eaten those All Bran this morning.
2) Several of my friends did try to rape me.
by AntiAnto September 17, 2006
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The screen savers

A Show that has almost no adult supervision since two-thirds of the cast quit/got pinkslipped, and sometimes has no adult supervision at all.
Yoshi doesn't count as adult supervision, as he uses sharp objects & things that blow up.
The old screen savers was better than the new.
by Brisk July 11, 2004
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Severus Snape

every word Severus Snape has ever uttered, every glare, every action. pure sex.
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flavour saver

It is a moustache grown to retain vaginal secreations long after oral sex is performed on your sweet bitch. Use these leftovers whenever needed. WARNING: do not use dayolds may be hazardous to your health.
Man I could really go for eating a pussy right now good thing I grew in a flavour saver to hold me over till I see my bitch again.
by Burn my legs June 15, 2005
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Several

i have several rubiks cubes
by AlvinBalvin321 July 31, 2020
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Mexican Saver

When a mexicans lawnmower has run out of gas and a "Mexican Saver" goes to get him some gas.
My lawnmower ran out of gas, and since my friend did not want me to lose my job he went and got be some gas, I now call him the "Mexican Saver"
by Bizzle25534 May 5, 2009
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