Hand for service

When you extend your arm above your head to look for cell phone service, thinking you may get a signal higher up.

I had no bars in Mel's basement, so I had to put up a hand for service to send a text.

by Mandikinsomos February 4, 2009

Arsewiping Service

When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!

Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!

by Flash-collector June 7, 2019

service turd

Waiter or waitress with a very bad attitude and or service

Man, our waitress at the spaghetti factory was a total service turd!

by Happykitty66 July 26, 2016

service kit

A peasant term used alot in the lower class gas engineer circles and on many occasions booked in to other engineers when on rest days etc

Sorry mate had to book in a service kit on a cdi as haven’t got one on van and it’s my rest day tomorrow!

by Baby jangles June 3, 2020

4 service

4 service is catering company with toothless waiters sourced from a mining company in russia. they make omelets while washing the rooms. reception staff drink vodka and sing Christmas songs while watching violent porn on the pc screen, impossible and get in touch with them. and if you get in touch with them then they try and have sex with you and steal your money. If you complain about the rooms, a black limousine with 3 anabolic guys will come and ask you to shut up.

Im scared of 4 service

by Kripos October 19, 2021

Service Huddle

To partake in smoking of marijuana in a group of two or more persons.

Commonly used to cover ones true intention while talking in mixed company or while on the phone.

Malia and Michael plan on getting together for a Service Huddle later tonight.

by Big Mike D. January 28, 2005

church services

Euphemism for sex. Great to use for in-office emails and phone conversations when you think "Big Brother" may be listening.

Greg: "I've taken that bitch out 7 times now and still no church services."
Dan: "You're wasting your time dude. Here, I'll give my sister a call, thats a sure thing."

by The Greg July 19, 2004