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Serenity

She's a very happy go lucky girl. Has blonde hair and blue eyes. Never mad or complains. Loves everything and everyone. Is a good listener and talks alot. The kindest person you could ever met.
by Kelrissi January 22, 2018
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USAF Security Forces

The security forces career field is responsible for all police activities associated with an Air Force base. You could be doing anything from securing the perimeter of the base to being a dog handler. Your responsibility will be to ensure the safety of all base weapons, property and personnel from hostile forces. Security forces personnel learn lifesaving procedures; provide armed response; direct vehicle and pedestrian traffic on base; operate speed measuring, drug, alcohol and breath test devices; and conduct investigations. You will be involved in team patrol movements, tactical drills, battle procedures and military operations other than war. You might also be apprehending and detaining suspects, securing crime scenes or testifying in judicial proceedings. Security forces personnel also utilize military working dog teams, train handlers and all aspects of working dogs. Additionally, you might be assigned to an armory and be responsible for controlling and safeguarding arms, ammunition and equipment.

Security Forces is in fact an extremely important job. They are the only line of defense between the air force base an the enemy. Now Security forces is branching out and doing even more work such as protecting convoys and even going on off base patrols.
Anyone who says that Security Forces is not an important job is either a civilian or got a DUI from a Cop.
Jackass Civilian- LOL USAF security forces is for bitches, be a man and join the marines

Cop- punches civilian in the face
by Gi19483726322323 April 10, 2011
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Security Wipe

To wipe after an expected Shart, or to wipe feces out of but crack to prevent a skid mark.
"dude, i thought i sharted, but the Security Wipe came back negitive" "Dude, i had to do a security wipe on that one. Saved my drawers.
by CRichards July 27, 2006
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serenity

serenity loves food more than anything in the world and one day plans to rob tacobell and steal ALL there food.
serenity took my taco im so hungry now ):
by meow mix 66656642 October 1, 2019
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security

1: A small town attatched to Colorado Springs, Colorado. Just as a dung beetle must still have an asshole, so must the home of James Dobson and Focus on the Family have a place to dump their trash.

2: Adj. The concept of safety, as one might feel when inside of a bulldozer demolishing government buildings, or when hiding beneath a tractor-trailor from police officers.

3: N. The organization devoted to finding undesirables on the property of a private organization. These persons are also referred to as "rent-a-cops" and "those guys with the flashlights oh man hide the stash oh man oh man I'm so high oh man look at the lights oh... hey who are those guys" in general conversation.

4: A part of someone's financial portfolio.
Security! Escort these hooligans from my property. With a taser.
by Shuffle September 26, 2005
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border security

Aka:Border insecurity
Prime time show on Australian television repeatedly ranking on the top of popularity charts which pretty much sums up Australian mentality: content as follows - bunch of insecure power trip ridden knobs interrogating incoming tourists,refugees,Kiwis in a way suited for the camera and satisfaction of narrow minded 'Aussie' public.To understand this definition fully one must see show in question for oneself.It makes Schindler list look like easy night relax movie.
Melbourne airport,Border security base of operation
Me: hello.
custom officer: empty your bag and wallet for search of illegall immigrants.

Me: it`s just a backpack i don`t understa...

custoom officer: you are under arrest now you`ll be now transfered to a detention centre(read:concentration camp) where you spend at least 3 years without any chance of getting legal help.
by czech boy Jiri March 13, 2008
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Hospital Security

This is a lower officer of the Law enforcement realm. That the upper levels fucking hate. His or Her responsibilities mainly include securing a hospital without proper training and/or direction.May be called upon to insure the safety of patients, staff,and patrons through actions other wise unreasonable for higher levels of law enforcement. Requirements for this position include: G.E.D., or have had to walk into a high school at one time or another, No time on task skills, the ability to have no direction or take direction, stocker, no social skills whatsoever. promotion within security ranks often includes the ability to over see the activities of other officers in a way that makes them hate working and even living. often top canditates for promotion have at least 2 months experience and a belt that could fit around the entire team they will supervise. It is an internal packed with fellow hospital security officers if any bodily fluids (i.e. vomit, piss, poop, blood, spit,and/or ejaculate)come into contact with any officers skin the entire shift will walk off site. Over all security in most hospitals is just fine, but ultimately they rely on nothing ever really going down. P.S. I hate my life
Like purgatory hospital security is a second chance at a better life.
by Paul Blart(Hospital Cop) January 25, 2009
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