Second Wife

Chronologically, the marital partner between first and third wives. Not to be confused with the hot chick at the office your current wife accuses you of wanting to bang (aka office wife). Historically, the second wife is the rebound relationship after dissolution of the first marriage and often your first wife’s best friend. Known in your friend circle as the chick who is blessed with heavenly fucking skills but also a nanny for your shared custody of your kids. General life shelf of the second wife is 5-7 years though this time frame can be extended if she comes equipped with a trust fund or unplanned inheritance.

After his divorce from his first wife, Tim was in need of someone to cart his kids around when he had them every other weekend, clean his apartment, and have sex when the mood hit. Tim was in need of a second wife.

by Grant Rampus January 19, 2019

30 seconds

a he-move/she-move kind of situation

man (thinking): "oh am i in? I am in! Cool."
woman (thinking): "hes been in for 30 seconds. why is he not moving? can't wait anymore!!!"

by Krkič March 3, 2021

one second

when you don't want to talk to someone and you need to find a reason to leave them hanging

Person A: You know what happened today? I tripped over st-

Person B: One second
*Person B doesn't come back*

by edgymofo December 12, 2021

the second cumming

When a guy finishes once but decides to go back in for more, ultimitely ending in another orgasm.

Mike: "So did you get some last night after the party?"
Steve: "Yeah bro! This chick was crazy!"
Mike: "Did she let you get the second cumming??"
Steve: "Yeah! After I finished the first time she still wanted more!"

by RandomBlackGuy40 November 3, 2011

second brain

the penis

My second brain brought me to this video

by tory borty April 25, 2013

fanno second

shortest possible time for some thing to beak down after it has been repaired

That conveyor broke down only 1 fanno second after it was fixed

by Mr Fixit March 30, 2009

second spot

a term referring to the transitional juncture between the rectum and the large intestine, sometimes breached during anal sex either because the insertive partner has a large penis/dildo and/or the receptive partner has a short rectum. the term is often used by well-hung gay men when advertising their intentions to prospective partners.

i cum in the second spot ONLY!

by Jeton July 5, 2010