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scrap'n'sew

Humiliating a defeated opponent after a private street fight by sewing their clothes in an unorthodox manner.

Fairly easy to accomplish after a knockout but possible during a grapple.

A scrap 'n' sew kit is best contained in a metal tin, usually Altoids or Sucrets.

"Bonus points" may be awarded for repairing any clothing damaged during the fight.
Dude: How'd you get that shiner?
Other dude: Remember that poofta that I was pissed at for winking at my girlfriend on facebook?
Dude: Not really.
Other dude: Well, I remixed one of his soundclick songs so it sounded like he was rapping about loving dick and put it on the fakebook I made with his name. I guess he overheard me telling people about it after the bar last night so he sucker-punched me in the alley by my house. Buddy went down with one to the chin. I wasn't satisfied so I gave him the old scrap'n'sew.
Dude: Huh?
Other dude: I happened to have a sewing kit in my pocket so I stitched up his shirt to make it a few sizes smaller. Then I got the idea to attach his shirt to his underwear so he'd have a nasty wedgie. You shoulda seen him trying to walk home when he woke up.
by varicocele April 18, 2009
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silver scrapes

When a "best of x" series reaches the maximum amount of games, it's called a silver scrapes game. Originated from the League of Legends song that plays when competitive games reached the Silver Scrapes point.
"Yo, did you watch that tournament?"
"Yeah! The semi finals went to Silver Scrapes, insane!"
by FigityAsparagus October 12, 2015
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pulling a scrapmechanic

saying something will be there soon but taking over 2 years
"hey john is the game out yet"
"no they're pulling a scrapmechanic"
by Chickenman21097 April 7, 2023
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scaped

When someone gets fired from a basic minimum wage job that requires minimal/no skill.
Dude, did you hear Aaron got scaped? He was a fucking dishie, don't know how he managed that.
by officer erratic May 16, 2021
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scapegoat

(n.) A scapegoat is an event person or object that is used to lay the blame on for all that goes wrong, regardless of the contributions of others. This will usually carry on until the scapegoat has gone, or has managed to successfully defend itself against the arguements presented to it.

The word comes from Judaism. During mass reconciliation the rabbi would bring a goat to the alter. The sins of the people would be absorbed into the goat, and it would then be killed, its' blood staining the alter until cleansed. This is what Jesus Christ reflected in his crucifixion, being a scapegoat.


(v.) to make the scapegoat
I will not be made a scapegoat.


To be a scapegoat is to take heat.


Scapegoat was often burned, but sometimes the poor stole it and ate it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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Sidewalk Scraper

A term used to describe a well hung little person.
Well, I’ve now heard it all. Apparently Keith went to the midget tossing competition, and this little guy named Otto won. I guess Otto was so excited, he ripped his clothes off and what was hiding underneath? A 12 inch Sidewalk Scraper. Keith said he was a little devastated with the load, not very big at all. He said the Dong to ball ratio wasn’t right, but the girth of the old clamslammer made up for it!
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
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Scrapist

One who carefully scrapes leftover blunt or joint marijuana from a table to smoke at a later date. This person usually does not have money to afford real marijuana, so he/she must scrape to survive.
Oh shit! Let's become Scrapists.
by Jonny Mang October 13, 2010
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