by Herpesbacon January 26, 2017
Get the scottish pillmug. the scottish rutabaga is a reference previously used by earl to describe Mr. Skorich. Skorich IS the scottish rutabaga.
by the dark wolf May 6, 2014
Get the scottish rutabagamug. The sexual act of stuffing someone's testicals in your cheeks and massaging them like a squirrel stuffing its cheeks with a pair of sheep testicals.
"Hey Markus, what did you an Stefany do last night?"
"OMG! we watched a movie and she went in for a scottish squirrel!"
"OMG! we watched a movie and she went in for a scottish squirrel!"
by el_viagra May 7, 2022
Get the Scottish squirrelmug. When you're banging a chick from behind, and you pick her up at the knees, and kick her hands out, and then yell "I AM William Wallace!"
"Hey man, I got this redhead coming over tonight who says she's a super freak. So I rented Braveheart bought some blue facepaint, and break out the Scottish Wheelbarrow."
by C_Scoops February 24, 2017
Get the scottish wheelbarrowmug. When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.
Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck
by biznatch8==D August 16, 2008
Get the Scottish Suprisemug. Your English so you cant have your own parliament, but you can spend £400,000,000 on a spanking new one for the Scots.
by Billy November 5, 2004
Get the The Scottish Parliamentmug. The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.
by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009
Get the Scottish Gogglesmug.