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I Don't Speak School Shooter

A response to when ever someones reaction to a post or meme is "speak English" (or something racist). It's assumed the person who makes the statement is from the United States, which has a school shooting problem.
User A: "Disfruté esa película"
User B: "Speak English, not everyone speaks Taco."
User A: "Sorry, I don't speak School Shooter"
by Stan Rezaee July 26, 2019
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school shootings

A trend in the United States of America where white kids shoot up a school
White kid: wtf I just did 9 damage this game is shit
Black kid: chill my negus it’s just a game
White kid: *shoots up the school with his dads ar the next day*
Black kid: wtf is with all these white kids doing school shootings
by simplerealistic January 19, 2019
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High school

You will actually have to study for Honors/Pre-AP/AP classes. You will most likely forget about your friends, family and love life, and will exist for the sole purpose of reaching a 4.5 GPA and studying for the impending SATs. You may experience unexplainable weight loss, paleness, and passing out randomly in class. The only free time you have will be spent crying and listening to sad music while reviewing notes for the 90th time to get a 78 on your AP chemistry test. Average sleep hours=2.5 per school night, 5=per week day.

High school kids stay awake by mixing energy drinks, coffee, cigarettes, and vitamin C supplements in a blender, then shutting their eyes and drinking it. They tend to drink about 5 a day.

Students are taught to "think for themselves" AKA conform to the people (usually idiots) around them . Most conform. Some don't and end up living poor because society rejects them. A few clever ones keep up their grades and bullshit through high school while at the same time harboring their individuality inside. These will probably survive/enjoy life and not end up

a. poor

b. dead

c. hating their stupid kids, spouse, job, and life.

Teachers don't give a fuck about anyone and usually spend their time playing computer games and getting pissy when you need to ask them a question. Gym teachers are fat, and whip you like dominatrixes to run the damn mile.

Good luck in high school...see you on the other side...
Me: I'm a sophomore in high school as of August 2011. Help me.
Fellow Goth kid: I feel you.

Dude: I though this was gym, not a BDSM crash course!
Coach: RUNNN YOU FILTHHYY SLAAVVEEEE!!!!
by Aceywantsyoursoul October 14, 2011
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School

the place you go and waste your day at, you come home and you feel like you have a lot of depression. FUN
you look depressed, I'm guessing you went to school today...
by anonymous August 27, 2020
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Schoolhood

Schoolhood - a reference to past school years ,
"I'd do anything to fuck this adult shit off for schoolhood "

"Schoolhood was banging"
by Wellsy and LeeBoy November 28, 2019
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Adeyfield school

A secondary school in Hertfordshire for all those who wish to :get pregnant at the tender age of 14 ,drink,smoke,cheat, lie,deal drugs and possibly learn to sit on their backside and use people such as myself to wrongfully gain 'achievement's'.If you wish to acquire any of these reached traits this is the place to learn them .Other then that you will receive a 'full and righteous education' in the lovely county of Hertfordshire ,home of the jigsaw killer and 'elstree studios' XD
adeyfield school -our pupils behaviour has improved this year ,only had to call the police out once this week.
by keikofujimora September 27, 2013
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