schmeeling

rambling along and along and along and along and along with a homie until you can't remember what your original conversation topic was anymore

homie 1: so then the customer asked me if we had more cheese in the back and I said-
homie 2: yo bro what were we talking about at first?
homie 1: no idea
homie 2: nah bro we schmeeling

by martian mambo July 14, 2022

schmeeling

rambling on and on and on and on and on and on in a conversation until you forget what you were originally talking about

employee 1: ...and then I told her "I don't know if we have it in the back, I don't work in stock!"
employee 2: yeah... hey, what were we talking about?
employee 1: no idea bro
employee 2: aw nah bro we've been schmeeling

by martian mambo July 14, 2022

Scheckletoes

Toes but they are made of Jewish dimes. Or sharp toes sold for millions of dollars.

Hey bob look at my Scheckletoes

Gimmie Gimmie I’m gonna make so much money!!
No give me my toes back!
Never.

by Mrs. Clause January 2, 2023

Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023

Schmeckpocalypse

An apocalypse that one is looking forward to due to personal or objective reasons.

Usually applies to the lower working class chained by capitalism and the never-ending growth of inflation. By individuals, it is perceived as the moment of final peace, the victory of the aggrieved, and the time for revenge.

ex:
Mike: The planet has reached its tipping point. There was a major earthquake in Central Europe that reduced EU's population to about a half.
Danny has been living off cheese crackers and pickles for the past three months: Let the carriage run its course, for this is the beginning of a schmeckpocalypse.

by crematorium_of_ideas October 5, 2023

schmeck

Unit of time it takes for a duck to urinate.

"just give me one quick schmeck"

by underock January 29, 2024

Schmackers

(Noun): A large amount of cash bundled together. Usually in 5,000-dollar increments. Given to people who usually are poor or who have less than 1 million dollars in their account.

Rich Guy: Wow, Schmackers? That's a lot of money for most people, not me.

by honestabe2002 February 17, 2024