Schlobbykabinski

Large mess up or a conundrum

Usually something that is not good
This can be used in many form generally as a better use of the term "fuck up"

My day was going good until lunch when I dropped my food

That was a schlobbykabinski

by Ochisan November 8, 2023

Anti-schlag

A triumph of grandiose proportions; a "win" so grand that even Harry Potter himself struggles to comprehend its glory; an exclamation of utter and complete reverence to the Establishment of Awesome, Nerdfightaria.

Dude, I got an autoharp for Christmas.

That's sick, grrrrrl -- drop some beats.

Ya, we gone start a metal group wit your ukulele.

Damn right, girlfrienddd.

This gone be Anti-schlag.

by Asexual Protohuman of Sarnia January 24, 2012

get schlockered

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

by pwhunt August 1, 2017

knob schlober

A girl that will suck your dick without knowing the person

That hoe over there is a knob schlober

by bd_daddy69 April 21, 2019

schloi

A noise that mud makes when you step in it.

Me: *steps in the mud*
Mud: Schloi!
Me: ew....

by Teh Power September 28, 2004

schlode

a mixture of the word 'schlong', meaning an extrodinarily long dick, and 'chode', meaning a cock thats fatter than it is long. Therefor, a schlode is an extrodinarily long penis that is also fatter than it is long, thereby it being veeeery fat too

Ya mum has a schlode

Rhys has a schlode coming out of his chin

Dyer has schlode fingers

by Robbo :) March 1, 2009

schlag

v. to pee; to piss; #1; draining the bladder of its liquid, hopefully into a waste depository via the urinary tract.

OMG hold on, I gotta schlag. BRB SCHLAG.

by SuperZtheDestroyer September 16, 2007