Schlag

1; A player or participated considered disobeying the rules as a pro player

2; Anybody who is a rude person who turns down anything

Johny disobeyed all the rules in footbal, he is a schlag

by Zozhang September 14, 2009

Schlamp

To schlamp someone: this is some where in between a slap and a punch (also known as to "lamp"). this is where the fist grazes across the face/ body part.

Stop poking me or I'll schlamp you!

by Joobe November 11, 2007

Schlamme

For those who follow the show, "Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip."

The feeling of semi-annoyance that the show left with a cliff-hanger ending. Created because the first producer's last name is Schlamme. Which common sense can connect to "Lame". If used when not referring to the show, then the word is a contraction of "That shit is lame."

ADj. Expressing dislike or disapproval for a situation or outcome.

"You can't give me b-12, i'm pregnant"*-Fade to black* *Credits*

Viewer- "Schlamme! another cliffhanger ending."

Person 1- I got into a car crash.
Person 2- "Schlamme!"

by Rex Victor January 28, 2007

'Schlagg

Short for the Goonschlagga Gambit, the most powerful trade in a game of chess.

"I took your queen for my pawn, get 'schlagged bitch"

by the_Blind_Bread August 2, 2021

schlagel

A large formation of ice

"hey, that water leak is going to turn into a massive schlagel in this sub zero weather."

by Restless1 February 11, 2008

Schlag

The most rare form of award/point, always used in association with lollerskate. It is a higher form of a lollerskate. 1 Schlag is the equivalent of 50 lollerskates. However, there is a twist. Once someone receives 50 lollerskates, that person cannot have any more lollerskates, but Schlags are given after that, for what would normally be every 50 lollerskates after the first 50. If the person has not yet achieved the equivalent of 100 lollerskates (50 lollerskates and 1 Schlag) they are still considered to have only 50 lollerskates, and are awesome, but not so holy as to have a Schlag. If someone receives a Schlag, everyone should bow down and lick their asses because this person should be treated like a god. Anyone who receives a Schlag is one of the Coolest-Of-Cool Council. Any more Schlags received after the first Schlag just make the person more and more holy. Finally when the person reaches 10 Schlags and 50 lollerskates, which is impossible so there is no point in having such a thing, that person will have more power than anyone in the universe, and can figure out exactly how to have sex with a procupine without seriously getting injured.

Congrats! You recieve 50 Lollerskates on the acquisition of your new car! And a Schlag!

by Ric The Spic April 24, 2005

schlager

Shitty lager, possibly short for Grolschlager. In my opinion it is any kind of piss lager that you have to buy when the chips are down, i.e. Pabst, Hamms, Natty, Keystone, Milwakee's Best, Icehouse, or any other derivitive that sells for about 25 cents a can. The word is used in the famous debauchery anthem by Ween "Booze me up and get me high".

"All that schlager at the bar,
Flakes of gold swim in my brain"
Ween fucking rules, Boognish!!!!!!

After betting all his money on the losing cock at the cockfight, Billy could only afford to drink schlager until the end of the month.

by Runaway Jim June 12, 2005