sasmie

derived from the latin word meaning "sexpot"
also meaning my only one
and the one who drives me insane but I still love her

Thats my sasmie right there

by Sarloth December 29, 2004

Spasm Spank

When the missus grabs your member with no real clue as to what she's doing and violently wrenches it to and fro.

The Missus gave me a Spasm Spank last night, she damn nearly tore it off.

by clivep36 April 15, 2017

Piss Spasm

That dance you go when you really gotta go.

Larry had been holding it for a while, so I wasn't suprised when he had a Piss Spasm and ran to the bathroom.

by jeffbarstaff April 8, 2010

Gobble dee gook spasm

The exact point of reflux during deep fellatio inflicted upon the female throat.

Lara: I went down on Steve the other night and almost spewed, he shoved my head down to far..

Jess: oh.. You mean you experienced a gobble dee gook spasm?

by stink wizard November 21, 2013

Spasm

When a person (you know who you are) over exagerates their actions in order to get attention from their peers. For example, apon being shot with a mere 0.12 jule BB gun that person could scream out in pain and run away before returning only to be shot multipul times for a derranged form of pleasure.
People like this are also known as wordfucktardsword.

Dude, that fag keeps pissin' me off just so that I shoot him and he can pretend it hurt. I'm gonna get my machette and cut his legs off.

by Pikey May 15, 2003

pussy spasm

An episode of depression that men experience that causes them to be turned into sobbing crybabies.

Dude, why're you crying?" "Sorry, man, I was just having a pussy spasm.

by jmorgy December 7, 2010

Spasmeni Skilla

The greek term for "Cracked Bitch"

Sheppo: "Who was it that said flowers eat grass?"
Kid Kevin: "That Spasmeni Skilla said it man."
Sheppo: "Oh, so it was Renee Charos."

by Kid Kevin. October 22, 2008