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Dapper slapper

A lady who has the appearance of being prim and proper. Well dressed, polite and seemingly perfect but deep down she's a slapper.
by Lily & Becky November 5, 2010
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oyster slapper

She's not into guys; she's an oyster slapper.
by The Atomic One May 7, 2011
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Sim swapper

Some illegal shit, steals phone sim virtually
Gabe: i just sim swapped this guy and got his bank info easy money
Idiot talking to gabe: No way, ur going to jail because you're a sim swapper.
by jacobxdxdxdxd December 2, 2020
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Silver Beach Sipper

A sexual act in which a soft drink is poured into a vagina and slowly sipped out with a straw. It is called the "Silver Beach Sipper" Because it occured at Silver Beach in St. Joseph, MI.
by Poopsalad1 August 28, 2009
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clam snapper

To gently place your vagina across the bridge of your sleeping partner's nose, and proceed to clamp down with the lips of the vagina. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and relentless grasp of a warm sensation on their face you say, "Snap, Snap!" For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with "Good Morning Beautiful.",
Like a Killer Ninja Turtle, Lynn slowly executed a textbook clam snapper on John's nose and said, "Snap, Snap!
by Lady Godsmack September 5, 2010
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sapperstrucked

The emotion and/or state of being in which the person is both happy and sad, bored and fustrated, and wishes to do everything and nothing at once. This feeling may also include a sense of loneliness and horniness but without any drive to actually do anything, causing further fustration. Can often come about during times at which this person is in a very bad situation. People who are constantly sapperstrucked are beyond emo.
"shit I have to get this project done or I fail...but i won't cause i'm sapperstrucked"

"Miss, i'd fuck you right now...i mean i can't do any work because i'm sapperstrucked"

"She's really emo?" "no she's sapperstrucked...not even the emos 'get' her"
by Chewy Von Sudbury April 7, 2008
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Supperficial

Dinner that looks great but actually tastes like crap.
The Griswold family turkey looked amazing but was completely supperficial.

My wife and her damn supperfical dinners; just like plastic food for tv commercials.
by J SPENCER September 30, 2011
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