salami pantry

A promiscuous females vagina. Salami being a common food based reference to a penis and pantry being a storage unit where dry non-perishable food goods are kept combines to create a relevant metaphor for a vagina that plays common host to penis.

That jenny is a real salami pantry

by wordssmith July 1, 2011

bury the salami

synonymous to bury the sausage which means the insertion of the penis into the vagina or medically termed coitus

This is the first time I bury the salami with her.

by maxweber27 August 25, 2021

Spencer’s Salami

Spencer’s Floppy Salami is involved in the Alabama Hot Pocket. He sticks it in, getting it brown and sticky. He then cuts it up like salami.

Spencer Johnson has a tasty Spencer’s Salami

by YesPapa47 July 30, 2021

Salami Shit

When a person releases fecal matter, and it comes out in a flat pancake like form covered in white spots. White spots are usually semen.

Dude after last night i took suchhhh a salami shit!

by SlammySammySalamiShooter December 31, 2011

Origami salami

Where two penis are folded into an origami crane particularly featuring a foreskin made into the beak

Hey Jake and Ben showed off the origami salami last night at the donkey show

by Jimmyhoffaisntdead June 10, 2021

Speckled Salami

When someone has a flat pale face and too many freckles.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jerry? That guys looks like a piece of speckled salami!!!

Guy 2: Yeah Jerry is disgusting.

by The 99th Reich willn’t happen October 7, 2019

Salami wallet

vagina; a womans private part.

Let me put my salami in your salami wallet.

by Anna916 January 11, 2009