Don't Roberts Me, Chief!

An expression used in response to someone who accidentally or purposely trips you up at the worst possible time. Usually occurs during moments of intense concentration or during a special moment. Based on the President Obama Inaugural Oath when Chief Justice John Roberts incorrectly stated the words “that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully”; thereby causing President Obama to pause and disrupting Obama's special moment. Similar usage to don't tase me bro

Chief Justice John Roberts: ...that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully

President Obama: Don't Roberts Me, Chief!

by DarkFloyd724 January 27, 2009

Robert Gibbs

A rhetorical defense strategy when you are questioned on something you have no idea on, and you reply with "I am not an expert in "blank" field . Commonly used by White House press secretary Robert Gibbs.

Student 1: What did the housing bubble have to do with the recent economic meltdown.

Economics Professor: Well listen im not a futures speculator or real estate tycoon, but trust me houses and stuff were important to the economy.

Student 1: Professor with all do respect that was a Robert Gibbs explanation/answer.

by Johnnysurefire August 18, 2010

Robertson Mexican wall

Basically you shag your bitch in doggy style on top off a wall the as ur about to splurge push her off the wall into Mexico she will cry and that's hardcore porn.

Ah g trust that slag was never cheating again man did the Robertson Mexican wall on the ting

by Robertson GBHS 9C July 5, 2017

robert lamont

Robert Lamont is definitely the coolest person you will ever meet because he is intelligent, funny, caring and my gorgeous sunshine, don't underestimate him he might be the best thing thats ever happened to you. he is the best cause he will take you to culture kings and buy you chocolate milkshakes. his only flaw is he doesn't eat pineapples. beep beep....

person 1:"he plays soccer"
person 2:'must be robert lamont"

by anonymous butterfly x November 24, 2018

Robertsha

Robertsha seems shy at first but really once you get to know her it turns out she knows everyone. In general she doesn’t talk a lot in fact most times you have to pull it out of her. But she is very kind and nice not one to be annoying. Let’s not forget how she’s a straight A student, who knows how 🤷🏻 ♀️. She tends to get along with everyone and I’m not surprised. So if you ever meet one you’d be pretty lucky 😉. (Rarely)

How do you have and A in Algebra Robertsha I have a C!

by Huludummy October 17, 2019

robertdowneyjrsexual

A person who would jump out of the window whenever someone mentions Robert Downey Jr.

I am Robertdowneyjrsexual.
How about u?

by nutsforrdj January 8, 2021

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV

Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV is a very interesting individual, there has been much research done on the specimen, although results are pending, we have discovered that Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV has some superb traits. Such as, his wacky drama skills, and elite ability to "forget" his math homework, and is known for his elegant fashion, i.e. cowgirl boots. Keep an eye out for this rare creature, as it is a once in a life time opportunity, and an out-of-body experience.

Speaker:Pull your mask up Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV

Robby Johnny Eddy Clayton IV: Wuut oh aight uhh
Speaker: COVID-19 lives in the nose!!!:)

by allhailkiwi April 19, 2021