Saban's Masked Rider

The horrifying off-spring of Kamen Rider Black and Saban that should have never been made.

"You want me to watch Saban's Masked Rider with you? Ooh sorry but I have to go rinse my eyes out with bleach right now."

by Kamen Rider Equine July 8, 2012

mud river motorboat

The act of motorboating the anus.

Chuck's mouth smelled like poop after giving a girl the mud river motorboat

by bukkaksi April 4, 2009

deep river

a small town located in canada somewhere that imprisons around 4200 civilians. A very small but quaint and quiet town filled with natural beauty, cheas, and hicks. The girls are pretty and the boys are gross.

boy1: dude lets go to deep river!
boy2: deep what?
boy1: exactly

by baceow April 4, 2011

river tam

The mega genius ballerina turned crazy psychic assassin at the Academy on Firefly, played by Summer Glau. Hunted by a pair of dark-suited men wearing blue gloves before the Alliance hired the Operative to finish the job. Held the secret to Miranda and the Reavers. Wears oversized clothing, thinks Jayne looks better in red, believes that too much hair is a bad thing and says she can kill you with her brain.

"Every minute you keep River Tam from me, more people will die" - The Opertative

by mik1811 July 22, 2006

Rikers'

Rikers' Island, the infamous correctional facility/holding area for the NYC Metro area for 70 years. It is located north of Queens.

Usually, you won't go to Rikers' unless you get charged with a felony.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 7, 2005

Kamen Rider

A series originally created in Japan which Saban got their filthy hands on and raped creating Saban's Masked Rider
The hero usually uses the word Henshin and transforms into a metal hero to defeat his enemies.

The current series (2006)is Kamen Rider Kabuto

Kamen Rider Kabuto: Henshin! Cast Off!

by MoonGazer July 6, 2006

living in a van down by the river

A figurative expression meaning being a complete failure at life, a drain on society. Originates from the SNL skit featuring Chris Farley as Matt Foley, motivational speaker.

"You kids are probably saying to yourself, "Now, I'm gonna go out, and I'm gonna get the world by the tail and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!" Well, I'm here to tell you that you're probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you're not gonna amount to jack squat!" You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!" -Matt Foley

Dad: "You made it, son! Congratulations on graduating from Harvard Summa Cum Laude and getting that great job at Goldman Sachs, the world's #1 investment bank."
Son: "Thanks, dad. But actually I only got Magna Cum Laude and will be working at Morgan Stanley, the #2 investment bank in the world."
Dad: "WHAAAAAAT?!?! How have I raised such a worthless, good-for-nothing slacker? You couldn't even finish in the top 10% of your Harvard class with your 3 point..."
Son: "3.76."
Dad: "3.76? A monkey with down syndrome could get a better GPA than that! You miserable failure!"
Son: "Dad, seriously, I worked really hard!"
Dad: "I bet you did! I bet you worked your ass off playing beer pong and chasing the coeds! Well sonny, you're going to have plenty of time to drink beer and chase trashy women when you're LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!"

by Nick D June 21, 2006