restitootion

Compensatory actions/resources for being subjected to either farting or horn-playing.

All dinner-guests should be required to sign a liability-waiver if either baked beans are served or brass-band music is performed, so dat said gathering's hosts won't hafta worry about having restitootion sought.

by QuacksO July 28, 2025

Re-shit

When you go to shit, and complete said shit, but when you go to wipe you feel another shit that needs to come out so you re-shit.

"Dude, I had diarrhea so bad when I went to wipe i re-shitted all over my hand."

by Goochgremlin988 August 6, 2025

Restitution Mafia

A form of police services informant contact fraud or police racketeering, where the informant assumes the identity of the intended victum, to create a straw-man argument, discredit, or provide false information, and restitution or divert funds such as payroll, or victum services, and witness services. Also used to press false charges. Surround and isolate a gangstalking victum.

Im the restitution mafia Don, and Im going to restitutionalize your Animal home

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

Restitution therapy

For restitution racketeering fuckaholicks

In this order;

Basic math ., %, fractions, +-×÷, $, cents,€,£

Bookkeeping for dummies
Critical thinking for dummies
Police services for dummies

Criminal law for dummies
Small Claims Court for dummies

I fuckaholiced so bad I need Restitution therapy.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

Jungle Restitution

A monetary value you decide to exact on someone's belongings because they knowingly stole or did something to you and now you are owed.

That dumb ass Nick stole my roommates gun, now my room mate refuses to pay me rent. Therefore imma have to get some Jungle Restitution on his baseball card collection.

by emptyskillet October 11, 2021