Gargling Racoon

Ejaculating into a womans mouth as she is sleeping then proceeding to puching her in both eyes as she wakes up.

Stan: "Morning Kenny, how was your weekend?"
Kenny: Terrible. Jessica wouldn't have sex last night so I had to give her a gargling racoon."
Stan: Nice, that always works for me when a bitch turns me down."

by Peter Putter December 2, 2017

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Ratchet Racoon

An ugly Math project and the fellow cousin of Rocket Racoon from the MCU

Yo I heard Ratchet Racoon was going to appear in the next MCU movie

by friendly neighborhood maman May 28, 2019

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nigga racoon

a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.

damn that girl must be a nigga racoon!!

by 2019boisdank October 13, 2019

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kashmiri racoon

A person that is shit at warzone and gets carried by a Bradford brother.😤😤😤

“Ur a kashmiri racoon Broo”

by BRADFORDBOY😤😤 November 19, 2020

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bald racoon

When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon

My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it

by Glizzy mastsr February 5, 2022

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TTV Racoone

A lumberjack who gets a little too angry at VALORANT childs game and is a noob

Friend 1: Who is the best streamer on twitch?
Friend 2: IT'S MY MAN BLUD JIT WHO IS NOT TRIPPING TTV RACOONE!!! @THERACOONE ON TWITCH FOLLOW NOW!
Friend 1: Thank you bro this guy looks like a fucking lumberjack

by Jason M Grain August 3, 2023

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