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rattled

Used in the fandom of tumblr/vine star/ singer song writer Anthony Amorim. Originated In the October 15 2016 periscope after fans wanted a new way to show excitement besides "shook". Twitter user @patdroses48 asked what could we use, and user @crapitsangela replied "rattled" and the rest is history
Yo have you heard Anthony Amorim's new song?
Yeah man! I'm rattled!
by Crapitsangeladragon November 7, 2016
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Rattlecat

Pretending to blow you load in a chicks mouth but instead pissing in it.

The punch her in the face and crap in her hair.
I gave my bitch a rattlecat last night.
by Royce April 21, 2005
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Ranted

V. (as in "you've been ranted")

Ranting:

-the act of responding to a comment using the current topic and then segueing into other subject matter with the intent of being humorous and/or annoying. Most effective when done to the 4th or 5th "power"
FACEBOOK Conversation

Guy #1: It's a sarcastic take on Godzilla and Japanese art

Guy #2: Did the Japanese find this offensive?

Guy #3: (who randomly chanced upon said conversation)
Do Japanese people find sarcasm offensive? what kind of question is that? That's like asking if burning the carcasses of dead cats can be perceived as cruel! Sure, normal people could care less, but is it really necessary? And also, does the burning of said cats negate their chances of going to heaven? Have we condemned the lives of millions of millions of felines into the black oblivion that is hell? But another thing to consider is, do they even DESERVE to go to heaven? Most cats I know are anti-social and will bite you if you rub their fur the wrong way. Why can't they be more like dogs and just be content with the ability to lick their own balls? People spend YEARS trying to learn this ability, what do you think yoga is meant for? Flexibility is one of the most understated abilities of the human body and is often neglected. What many don't understand is that by working to become more flexible they not only decrease the chance of injury but increase the ability to gain lean muscle. You've been ranted.
by Rico Sauve 7243 June 25, 2010
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rectum rattler

Another term for those men who get their A-Hole filled in by other men, and vice versa.
"Yer man over there is such a rectum rattler"
by Kunstable January 17, 2008
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Wild African Rattler

The Wild African Rattlesnake, native to eastern Australia, is a ferocious snake, belonging to the Crotalinae (pit viper) family. It can be identified by its unique blue and yellow colors. Easily the most deadly of the rattle snakes, the Wild African Rattler can launch itself through the air for over 100 yards before injecting its venom into prey. In an interesting twist, The Wild African Rattler's rattle is on it's head, and its fangs are on its tail, which is the opposite of a traditional rattlesnake. The snake is blind, and finds prey with the sensors in it's tail. It's two intertwined fangs, which stiffen when stimulated (by nearby prey), carry a neurotoxin nearly 14 times stronger than that of the famous black mamba. The only known humans to survive a bite from one of these snakes are Chuck Norris and the late Steve Irwin. The primary prey of the wild African Rattler's primary prey are Kangaroos and small Aboriginal children. Virginia Opossums are immune to their venom, and are their only natural predators. They, unfortunately, live on an entirely different continents, though some Australian villages have begun to train the possums to protect them from this terrifying threat.
A solitary killer, the Wild African Rattler stalks its prey. sensing movement, it leaps some 80 yards before plunging it's fangs into a young kangaroo. The Rattler has found its meal for the day, and begins to eat.
by CrocHunter March 1, 2011
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RATTLESNAKE

A fat line of cocaine ended by crushed MDMA.
I'm still rattled by that RATTLESNAKE bruh bruh
by God Less America June 12, 2015
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Rentley

A janky or just average car that someone tries to floss.
I was so blinded by the grill on Josh's new ride that I did not see the Chrysler 300 insignia. When I realized what it was, I told him "nice Rentley."
by JoRo October 8, 2007
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