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rantlers 

Multi-pronged offensive weapons projecting from the cranium of a male who has something to say, and say again, and then expound upon, at length and in detail, with increasing volume, until his adversaries, and even those who might under gentler circumstances have agreed with him, are driven toward quieter pastures.
He came out of the theater sharpening his rantlers, so aggrieved by the multitude of sins - factual, artistic, moral, narrative, historic, cultural, - committed by the new Tarantino film - the sheer misdirection, when there had been so much to be made from the basic elements of the story, the irredeemable irrelevance of every central character and most of the secondary characters, wasted plots twists galore, to no advantage, gratuitously altered realities, that interminable shot in the second act which had no place in the mise-en-scene...
rantlers by Monkey's Dad September 8, 2019
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rowdy rattlers 

Spoiled ass rich white teens. Hoes and fuckboys who stand at the Reagan football games.
Wow there's some condoms flying around the rowdy rattlers section.

Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball 

The Las Vegas Rattlers are the worst team in Las Vegas. Anyone on the team or involved with the Rattlers should consider themselves an asshole. The Ratllers are a team filled with losers and rejects. The guy running the team should do everyone a favor and quit playing baseball.
The Las Vegas Rattlers SUCK!

If your on the Rattlers, your a fuckin pussy.

If you play for the Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball team, you suck.
A species of human-that-cant-live-without-rant.
Aqila is a ranters, she rants her whole life in her WhatsApp Story
Ranters by UrRantersGurl August 20, 2020

Slime Ranters

Insufferable teenagers who make braindead "hot takes" just to get a rise out of everyone
"Why are Slime Ranters so annoying?"
Slime Ranters by Shnshs August 2, 2026

put it in the ranters 

A term invented by forum moderators. This term is used when telling forum users to take their discussion to the ranters section of the forum, because they are arguing or flaming each other, instead of discussing the topic in a friendly manner. Thus the moderators move the entire topic to the ranters section.
Heathy said to put it in the ranters.
put it in the ranters by Dark_Loki November 10, 2008
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