Topher- Dude I was gonna eat out Brittany Knapp but it was one Stinky Puss
Ryan- That's fuckin sick
Topher- Yea bitch needs to douche
Ethan- Deffinatly
Ryan- That's fuckin sick
Topher- Yea bitch needs to douche
Ethan- Deffinatly
by Topher Thomas February 05, 2008
1. When air leaves the vagina of a woman making the sound of a fart. 2. Also known as a queefe. 3. Also used as an insult.
by TRut February 21, 2005
When the hair has started to grow back on a shaven pussy. Note that banging a stubble puss can cause irritation.
At first I thought Veronica was beautifully shaved, but when I banged her, I could felt the stubble puss, prickly against my lower abdomen.
by Big Jim Powell February 11, 2009
by A.R.G. (R.I.P.) August 03, 2010
An overweight woman with horrible eating habits and haggard hygiene. Often they can be spotted wearing large T-shirts with kittens on the front. They smell like old milk and have sweaty pit stains just from walking.
Pudge pusses can be found lurking in shitty casinos, buffets, or greasy trailer parks.
Pudge pusses can be found lurking in shitty casinos, buffets, or greasy trailer parks.
Morty: Man I am glad we made it to our 20 year high school reunion.
Reggie: I know. We can laugh at all the people that are totally fucked.
Morty: Did you see J.J. Martinson? His nose fell off from doing too much coke and Heather Z. is a total pudge puss from smoking Oxy's! She used to be hot but not anymore!
Reggie: I know, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!
Reggie: I know. We can laugh at all the people that are totally fucked.
Morty: Did you see J.J. Martinson? His nose fell off from doing too much coke and Heather Z. is a total pudge puss from smoking Oxy's! She used to be hot but not anymore!
Reggie: I know, I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!
by Jrubadub August 01, 2010
A sexual act reminiscent of the Carvel Ice Cream Cake character in which a man places his balls over a female's closed eyes and lays his dick down her nose-thus portraying the Cookie-Puss.
by johannajojojo November 19, 2010