Butt Puncher

Homosexual, rump ranger, buthole pirate

Man, Elton John is a real Butt Puncher

by Will August 6, 2003

gay punching bag

when a man is having gay sex and misses his partners anus hole and hits his balls with his penis.

tom gave jeff the gay punching bag last night

by jordy sours December 19, 2007

cock puncher

one who punches others in the nuts or cock.

Dude#1: dude my nuts hurt so bad
Dude#2: why
Dude#1: some random cock puncher hit me

by Seth W. Ramsey October 19, 2008

punching possums

A one night stand whose performance in the sack is "just lays there"

"It was like punching possums last night."

by ramrodd October 28, 2006

punchin' the munchkin

Funny way to describe jacking off.

Jay got caught punchin' the munchkin in the bathroom.

by boobies March 13, 2004

carpet-punching

(V)-the act of socking it to her. hard. in the vagina. once you realize how disgusting her pubes are.

when you are really excited about eating a girl out and then you realize she has extremely long pubes. so you punch her in the vagina really hard. leaving bruises.

AND

to crack ones pelvis with a hard punch in the "carpet" before sexual intercourse

Ricardo: I carpet-punched Meridith so hard last month she's been in the hospital ever since
Alberto: You're such a hard ass Ricardo, I don't know how you do it.
Ricardo: I know dude. First sight of those pubes and i knew i was carpet-punching.
Grant: Holy shit someone did the to me once..god it hurt.
Ricardo and Alberto: Man, thats just sick. We're getting out of here. Lets go punch some more carpet

by angels27forheavenforever August 29, 2009

tongue punching the fart box

"tongue punching the fart box" -Another term for giving a "rim job"; or licking the anus of another person

tongue punching the fart box:

Dude you should've seen me "tongue punching the fart box" of this chick the other day. It was Dank. Until Modern Marvels came on, then we just watched that.

That's rad bro, I love Modern Marvels.

by shmegmanaut March 22, 2011