Puddle of Pizza

An anonymous YouTuber that exposes the absolute scum of the SuperMarioLogan, and Dabhdude fanbase, Most well known for his series "Scum of the Internet", Puddle of Pizza is held in very high regard and he's even friends with the one and only Dabhdude.

Hey guys, This is Puddle of Pizza here, And today I'm going to be doing a video on LikeTotallyDonut, And his terrible response video on me.

by RobotnicEggman September 28, 2018

puddle jumper

1. When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!

2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.

1. Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper.

2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart

by SG1pussyfuckerEXTRODINAIRE December 10, 2004

puddle dunked

When a female has a male put his testicles in her mouth, vagina and anus in succession.

That chick was such a slut! I totally puddle dunked her.

by Ayunson June 10, 2007

Puddle Balls

while you are getting head, your partner chokes on your massive dick and gets their mouth juices all over your balls creating puddle balls.

i choked my girlfriend the other day and she gave me puddle balls

by Even Bigger Cat September 24, 2010

Puddle Guts

The name of the person that recieves your cumshot on their stomach

Her name is puddle guts cos when I was fucking her hard, I pulled out, and blew on her guts

by Shamous69 June 15, 2005

puddle pirate

-one who jumps in and out of puddles shouting 'i'll find ye treasure matey!'

-a man who 'gets around' (male prostitute), and during his orgasm screams 'Arrrgghhh, thereeeee she blows!'; The puddles symbolize a woman's vagina, and the pirate represents the horny man.

Carly said she met this really nice Puddle Pirate down in the kittery, and he was free for the night. I bet she's going to have a wicked night.

by richie sims March 18, 2008

puddle drinker

Fans of Sevco Football Club (who previously supported Rangers FC before it died in 2012).

The name derives from their whining about not having bottled water available inside the stadium during the Europa League final in Seville in 2022.

"It was terrible. I heard slurping sounds and turned to see Crawford's head down in the toilet. Luckily I found a puddle of stagnant water near the back stairs. Becoming a puddle drinker saved my life."

by TheTributeAct May 19, 2022