Porta

A Spanish rapper from Barecelona

have you heard Porta's album <i>No Hay Truco<i>

by francisco bernal January 18, 2008

phallo-photo-portaphilia

The urge to place ones penis inside a light socket

I tell ya jimmy there are some strange fettishes out there like the other day online there was an entire section devoted to phallo-photo-portaphilia

by Bad mother fucker Beau Cater May 14, 2016

Portage

A term identifying a side-dish similar to poutine, except that the french fries are replaced by mashed potatoes. Ie. Potatoes with melted cheese and gravy.

"They are late bringing the portage across to our campsite"
"I can't wait, I made sure to leave room after those hot dogs"

"Sorry but we're just having regular mashed potatoes today because we are out of cheese"
"Awwwwwwww"

by CNL Charlie Brown August 22, 2009

Porta Gutta

South Australian Slang for "Port Augusta"

Person 1: What you doing today?
Person 2: I'm Going fishing at Porta Gutta
Person 1: Ahh, thats heaps good

by aussie_babee December 7, 2009

Portagee

A fine race of people that does not whine about its minority status or beg for special privileges or entitlements. They make great sausages and wine, and work for a living. They never paint their names on other people's property and don't hang out on street corners looking to mug people. They never play BOOM BOOM music in their homes or cars.

You can tell when you enter the Portagee part of town by the neat, clean houses. California Portagees often put abalone shells in their front yards. These are much more attractive than the grafitti that some other people put in their front yards.

In their native country, some Portagees catch sardines for a living. Others are Portagee Wine Stompers.

Connecticut and California have the largest concentrations of Portagees in the USA. In California, look for Portagees in San Leandro, Port Arena, Manchester, and Fort Bragg.

Be sure to go to a Holy Ghost Parade. Everyone is welcome. Lots of Portagee men carry statues of the Holy Virgin down the street. There is always a Queen of the Holy Ghost Parade. Often, she is the girl with the biggest mustache. After the parade, the Portagees gather in a large hall to eat linguisa and Portagee Soup made of kale and pork.

Support your local Portagees. They work hard and pay taxes. They are low maintenance people who stay out of trouble and NEVER beg for government handouts. You are always safe in the Portagee part of town.

Some of your best neighbors are Portagees.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

porta vag

when somebody sends you a picture of their vagina on your cell phone and you all ways have it with you.

Kristi got her Vagina pierced and sent me a picture, now i have some porta vag to show my friends.

by Cheagle April 23, 2008

portable ego

One of your friends that you keep around to make yourself look and feel better. The person is typically less attractive, funny, and intelligent than you are. They are always available to hang out and will go anywhere with you, hence portable. A mobile ego boost.

On bad hair days, I make sure to go out with my portable ego.
My portable ego came in very handy last night at the bar.

by evyg May 27, 2009