Procrasturbation

1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.

1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.

by I'm procrasturbating November 18, 2011

procrasturbation

the art of masturbation when you need to be doing something important

ex. when a teenage boy has a paper due in five days he uses procrasturbation until the last day.

by ghhdfb November 19, 2011

Procrasturbation

Using masturbation as a way of procreation

Procr-eation
m-asturbation

"What are you doing?!"
"Calm down! Its just procrasturbation."

by Kranken July 29, 2012

Procrasturbation

pro·cras·tur·ba·tion
  proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
noun
the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.

She was smart, but her constant procrasturbation led her to be late with almost every assignment.

by Griffon727 September 14, 2012

procrastabang

Having sex or "banging" to procrastinate.

Yesterday I procrastabanged and didn't start my homework until midnight.

by jessmus October 17, 2012

procrasturbate

Procrastinating by masturbation.

I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.

by zaea January 22, 2013

Procrasturbation

The art of procrastination through the medium of masturbation.

'My head hurts after a week of solid revision'
'My arm hurts after a week of solid procrasturbation'

by NolanWilliams May 20, 2013