Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand
by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011
Get the Procrastibate mug.A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).
Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."
by Dr. Strangevelo May 1, 2014
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Procrastindating is similar to procrasturbating, although it is marginally closer to actual dating.
Procrastindating is similar to procrasturbating, although it is marginally closer to actual dating.
A: Damn it, why all the fine honeys gotta appear when this dissertation is due tomorrow?
B: Bro, you're gonna fail if you just procrastindate all day.
B: Bro, you're gonna fail if you just procrastindate all day.
by ItsAadam January 12, 2015
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Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater
by The_jet_man October 28, 2015
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to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.
"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."
by Female Gumby December 19, 2016
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I spent 4 hours watching Youtube videos. It started out with lectures and I ended up watching interviews with psychopaths. Its too easy to slip into the Procrastinatrix these days.
by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018
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