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Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand
I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore
by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011
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Procrastinator's Decade

A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).
Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."
by Dr. Strangevelo May 1, 2014
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procrastindate

Verb. The act of using Tinder as a means of procrastinating.
Procrastindating is similar to procrasturbating, although it is marginally closer to actual dating.
A: Damn it, why all the fine honeys gotta appear when this dissertation is due tomorrow?
B: Bro, you're gonna fail if you just procrastindate all day.
by ItsAadam January 12, 2015
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procrastibater

The act of masturbating, while procrasternating.
Jim: HI mrs. Smith, is Joey home?
Mrs. Smith: yes he is, but he's grounded, I caught him being a procrastibater
by The_jet_man October 28, 2015
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Procrastination

A fun thing where people keep making up excuses of why they aren't doing their homework or bills. For example this is just something I made for fun cause I am bored AF!
Procrastination is something to do when you don't want to do work.
by IlikeMeowing August 25, 2016
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Procrastihate

(Verb)
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.
"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."
by Female Gumby December 19, 2016
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Procrastinatrix

Where the lines of reality and procrastination are blurred - A reality of which you no longer recognise what is productive and what is procrastination.
I spent 4 hours watching Youtube videos. It started out with lectures and I ended up watching interviews with psychopaths. Its too easy to slip into the Procrastinatrix these days.
by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018
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