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Procrastibation

The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.
Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.
by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017
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Procrastination

You, you are the definition of procrastination. All you do is play video games and sit on a shoddy couch eating chips that slowly clod your arteries. You do so little to try and better yourself, and in turn you live a sad depressing life. You get no wife, no friends, no money and no fulfillment, you sad excuse of a human being
you have procrastinated so long in your life that you don't even know what it means to improve, procrastination is ruining your life.
by Nikeyin333 March 26, 2022
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forced procrastination

When one must put off long-range assignments in order to do the homework that is due the next day in order to get any sleep at all.
The reason my research paper is a load of crap is because of forced procrastination: I had so much busywork I couldn't even breathe.
by W.T.Q. January 31, 2010
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Urban Procrastinary

The act of trying to come up with words to add on urbandictionary.com instead of doing your actual work.
I've spent 5 very productive hours in the library today and added like a dozen words on urbandictionary. Urban Procrastinary was one of them, how ironic is that!
by 3Wishes March 26, 2011
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Siren of Procrastination

A fair maiden who draws you away from what you should be doing
i was late due to the siren of procrastination
by JhoJho November 4, 2019
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procrastimating

Having sex in order to delay working.
I have a paper due tomorrow, but my girlfriend and I spent the evening procrastimating and now I might fail the class.
by glzzrgriggg May 5, 2010
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procrastinasty

The nastiness you feel when you've been procrastinating too hard.
I have to do so much work today but I've been so procrastinasty
by leenirama April 7, 2011
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